audzilla:

Tiny Griffin! The first in a mini series of mini mythological creatures.

nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

"Is it political if I tell you that if we burn coal, you’re going to warm the atmosphere? Or is that a statement of fact that you’ve made political? It’s a scientific statement. The fact that there are elements of society that have made it political, that’s a whole other thing."
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (via socio-logic)

(Source: alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand)

rhydoninator:

invisiblemoose:

jackpowerx:

Tainted Love played on 13 floppy drives and a hard drive.

That is all.

this took me 4 seconds to reblog

sabby look

probably-a-succubus:

notmusa:

feralhousewife:

PARKOUR PIG

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porkour

(Source: youtube.com)

"I’m tired of non-fat people thinking it’s a miracle when fat people are talented."

Shakethecobwebs

Is it still cool to say reply with just “this” because … THIS.

(via shakethecobwebs)

(Source: wedontwannagrowup)

bijoux-et-mineraux:

Native Gold with Sphalerite on Quartz - Mariposa County, California

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 6D
  2. Aperture: f/22
  3. Exposure: 1/100th
  4. Focal Length: 192mm

no-more-ramen:

Shamelessly based on the 2 Ingredients Sweet Potato Fritters.

What you need:

  • 2 small apples (or a large one)
  • 1 egg
  • 1 tbs flour (optional)
  • dash of cinnamon or ginger (optional)

What you do:

- Shred your apple. You can do that by hand or in a processor, but if you do it in a processor you have to take the cores out first.

- Once your apple is shredded, crack the egg and throw it in. Mix well with the apple. At this point, your apple may turn a bit brown, but don’t worry about that, that’s harmless. It’s an optical thing caused by oxidation, and we only judge our food on internal qualities, right? 

- Once your egg is in, your mixture may be very wet. That doesn’t matter much for the taste or frying process, but if you’re worried about it, you can add your tablespoon of flour now and give the whole mix a bit more consistency (also makes it slightly easier to flip). If you don’t do flour just leave it out. Here you can also add in your spices, if you want any. Cinnamon and ginger work nicely, and if you want your fritters extra sweet, a bit of sugar or honey can go in now, too.

- Mix the whole thing again very well and then grab your pan, put a touch of oil in and heat it over medium high heat.

- Once the pan is hot, put in about a quarter of your apple-mass and press it down to make the fritter evenly thick and then just let it fry until set on one side, then flip. The mix is pretty soft so it may come apart now, but that’s really only an optical problem. Your fritters will still taste delicious even if you accidentally made them into scrambled apple-eggs. 

- Once your fritter is done, put it on a plate and put the next quarter of your mix in! Repeat until all the apple mass is used up and get eating! The fritters are best when hot. 

myrrhis:

All I want from fashion designers of button-down shirts is an adequate placement of buttons on the bust. 

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

Male customer:  [in the yarn department] “Uh, hi, I need help finding something, obviously I’m in the wrong department, this is all girly stuff, haha” 

Woman to her very young son:  ”No honey, this isn’t Home Depot, that’s a man store!  This is a mommy store!”

Woman talking to her grandson:  ”You mean you want the embroidery kit and your sister wants the wood kit?  [laughs]  Honey, there is something wrong with you.”

QuestionA pretty moth, a Blackarchnia figure, yarn, a snakeskin (shed naturally), Beast Wars DVDs. Answer

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

owlmylove:

thesanityclause:

221cbakerstreet:

Secret cinema found beneath Paris.

In September 2004, French police discovered a hidden chamber in the catacombs under Paris. It contained a full-sized movie screen, projection equipment, a bar, a pressure cooker for making couscous, a professionally installed electricity system, and at least three phone lines. Movies ranged from 1950s noir classics to recent thrillers.

When the police returned three days later, the phone and power lines had been cut and there was a note on the floor: “Do not try to find us.” (via)

SECRET, MILDLY THREATENING UNDERGROUND COUSCOUS CINEMA

I WANNA GO

LET ME JOIN YOUR KIND, UNDERGROUND MOVIE PEOPLE

nO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS ENTIRE CINEMA WAS HIDDEN BEHIND AN UNDER CONSTRUCTION SIGN THAT LEAD TO A CHECK-IN DISK WITH A FULL CCTV HOOKUP THAT WOULD TURN ON AND RECORD ANY UNREGISTERED VISITORS. AND IF SOMEONE SNUCK IN? A TAPE OF BARKING SECURITY DOGS WOULD BEGIN TO PLAY. 

BEYOND THE CRAZY FRONT DESK AND THE MOVIE THEATER, THERE WAS A STOCKED BAR AND TABLES AND CHAIRS, MEANING THAT AFTER CATCHING A FLICK IN AN ILLEGAL PARISIAN CATACOMB THEATER, YOU COULD THEN EAT COUSCOUS AND SIP A COCKTAIL NEXT DOOR. THERE WAS A PROFESSIONAL ELECTRICITY SYSTEM SET UP, AND AT LEAST 3 WORKING PHONE LINES. THIS SHIT WAS LIKE A BOND VILLAIN. 

BETTER YET? IT WAS RUMORED THAT THE PLACE WAS SET UP BY THE UNDERGROUND FRENCH ART GANG UX “Urban eXperiment”, WHO NAVIGATES THROUGH THE PARISIAN UNDERGROUNDS AND ILLEGALLY RESTORES ABANDONED WORKS OF ART, ALONG WITH HOLDING FILM FESTIVALS IN THE BASEMENTS OF GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS. THEY EVEN RELEASED A SHORT FILM ABOUT THEIR WORK RESTORING THE ICONIC PANTHEON CLOCK OVER THE COURSE OF ONE YEAR. NO ONE SUSPECTED THEIR INVOLVEMENT, UNTIL THE CLOCK BEGAN TO WORK AGAIN AFTER 60 YEARS OF RUSTING.

IF YOU DON’T THINK CATACOMBS AND THE PEOPLE WHO HANG OUT IN THEM ARE SOME OF THE COOLEST FUCKING THINGS IN THE WORLD THEN I IMPLORE YOU TO EAT SOME COUSCOUS AND RECONSIDER.

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

leggystarscream:

gokuma:

yiffshop:

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

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robot tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar

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ME GRIMLOCK SHRED