Reasons Joltik is superior



  • travel size for your convenience
  • does not require pokeball - can fit in your pocket
  • will eat the static electricity off of your body which is useful in the winter
  • got a neighbor you hate? joltik will raise their electric bill sky high for ya
  • it’s 90% fuzzbutt image
  • it doesn’t care how big the opponent is it will defend you with its life image

(via mooglemisbehaving)