CYCLONUS WHY ARE YOU SO SEXY
I wonder if transformers are fascinated by humans cooking food like they only have energon which requires massive refinement for their consumption of energy and a culture of drinking it for amusement and congregation like maccadam’s. But humans have food in every shape, size, color and form. Like I want to see robots being absolutely amazed that a human took fruit and put it in a pie, who thought to but it in a little shell? That it takes time and patience to make soup stock that they put multiply ingredients into and eat it out of giant bowl and turned rice into delicate noodles to eat pho. Robots watching humans making breads and cookies out of sticky dough even though flour particles are flammable. Being worried that humans eat things like mushrooms, apples, almonds, or things that have edible fruits but poisonous leaves, seeds and roots. Then being confused to why we buy these expensive spices that are mostly in powered form and get so little of it but put it in to flavor or color the food anyway. Also trying to describe flavors to robots who can smell them but don’t understand the taste of vanilla beans, peanuts can be spicy, crunchy and smooth, oranges have a zesty and sweet taste, brewing leaves to make tea which is bitter, or eating something hot like peppers. Then make desserts like baklava or carrot cake putting nuts, vegetables and sugars to make something sweet. But can completely understand that even though it takes massive amounts of time for humans to consume energy that the it creates companionship for the people involved preparing it and eating it together and raise a glass of alcohol and energon in friendship.
I wonder if anyone will ever touch on this in future shows/comics. Because seriously it would be so cool.
(358): I don’t think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
ideals are for the guys in the spotlight, we just want to watch it all burn
[a decepticon fanmix]
‣ Juke Joint Jezebel // KMFDM
‣ Burn // Nine Inch Nails
‣ Drop the Bombshell // Powerman 5000
‣ Friendly Fire // Funker Vogt
‣ Fuck the System // System of a Down
‣ I Want To Conquer the World // Bad Religion
‣ Demon Speeding // Rob Zombie
‣ I.E.D. // Front Line Assembly
‣ War // Oomph!
‣ Bombtrack // Rage Against the Machine
‣ Entropy // VNV Nation
‣ Name of the Game // The Crystal Method
‣ Blitzkrieg // Metallica
‣ The Great Destroyer // Nine Inch Nails
Friendship is magic.
Done purely so I could draw Tailgates tiny little legs.
I apologize, I found some sketches and thought I should probably finally come out and say that my favorite crackship is Bumblebee and Blitzwing. I don’t know why I love it so much, why I love it in the first place or why I’m even telling you this, but I just thought…you people should know.
Now you know what makes up 28% of my drawer’s contents oh well
I apparently also like the idea of Blitzwing having an Invader Zim-style tongue. Slurp.